last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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