Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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