I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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