C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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