he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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