Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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