I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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