How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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