me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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