I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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