I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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