Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
