We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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