And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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