So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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