i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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