he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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