How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When are your genitals available?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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