For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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