my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
True strength comes from lack of pants
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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