Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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