I'm lost and stupid without you.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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