Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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