friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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