We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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