Buhtt sex?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
