I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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