so explain again why im purple
no
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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