i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
