so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wish I only lived at night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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