Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
