I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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