sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
