it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize