only if we run a train.
done.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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