"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I came so hard my ears popped.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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