On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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