Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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