I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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