Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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