It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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