I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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