It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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