actually, I'm a sock model
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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