remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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