That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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