what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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