gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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