Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
if only i could text you this smell
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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