just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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