i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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