ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
is it fun? or sober?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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