Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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