I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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