this beer tastes like vomit already
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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