He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
